The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
I just said that to distract you.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
I’m Fiona Goode, I’m in charge everywhere.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
i’m actually very happy she brought the pizza guy on
I DIDN’T KNOW SHE DID THIS.
GOD BLESS ELLEN DEGENERES.
to all the people making a big deal of the $2.00 tip she left on the online order
more like ellen the generous
Ellen kept her word and found Meryl in the audience during the Academy Awards 2014.